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when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.
goodnight everyone I love you all and yall are cuties
my brother was driving in the car today listening to npr and they were talking about how they’re raising money for their station and how if you donate you get a cool tote bag and then the person talking literally just started saying “all hail the tote bag” and then was like “that was a veiled reference for anyone who didn’t get it, and now, the weather” and then started playing music
guys the npr people listen to welcome to night vale i am sobbing
I would like to congratulate myself for turning such a simple request into one long and really dumb comic thing.
Disclaimer: I know nothing about the gangster/pimp life.
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
If you’re every feeling down, listen to this. Yes it might make you cry, but it will make you smile & feel warm inside.
Casually bringing this back….
I will not cry… I will not cry…
it broke my heart and made it better at the same time how is that even possible???
;~; I AM A CRYING MESS I NEEDED THAT SO BAD
;-; This is the most motivational thing I have ever heard
tearing a little bit.
I am literally sitting here sobbing. Thank you Doctor. And thank you whoever made this.
I SOBBED AND FELT BETTER ABOUT MY ENTIRE LIFE WHOEVER MADE THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH
Everybody needs to hear this.
Just press play and close your eyes.
Hurray, this is back on my dash! I wish it would pass by more often. I could use an encouraging word or two.
Just in case any of you need some motivation. You’re going to be great.